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Description: Now on iTunes! ► itunes.apple.com/us/album/assassins-creed-origins-literal-trailer-single/1304528919 Prev LITERAL Red Dead 2 ► bit.ly/RedDeadLiteral Tobuscus Adventures [LIVE ACTION] ► youtube.com/watch?v=nxOp0Xq6Mwc Help me make more o' this, w/ Patreon! ► patreon.com/tobuscus Sponsored Song ► bit.ly/2gGjf48 NEW: Sign up for the MAILING LIST! ► tinyurl.com/Mailbuscus Previous Assassin’s Creed Literal ► bit.ly/2zPBW9B Watch the original trailer ► youtu.be/5RYZXnpjYbw Join my Discord ► discord.gg/2xvK7Ky Newest TobyGames ► bit.ly/2sFIMLq Newest Toby Turner ► bit.ly/2uH0oIp ▼ MINI MINOTAURS ON AMAZON▼ amzn.to/2rCK36e ▼ Play the Tobuscus iOS GAMES! ▼ AcroWars ► bit.ly/2eCMLoi Mine the Diamond ►apple.co/2eOG672 Tobuscus Adventures: WIZARDS ► apple.co/2fdvrHp ▼ LINKIFICATION ▼ Twitter ► twitter.com/tobyturner Facebook ► facebook.com/tobuscus Instagram! ► instagram.com/tobuscus ▼ MERCH ▼ Tobuscus Shirts US ► tobuscus.spreadshirt.com POSTERS ► tobuscus.spreadshirt.com Shirts EU ► tobuscus.spreadshirt.net Lyrics: There's Blood and Gore Drug Reference Intense Violence Nudity Sexual Content Strong Language and Use of Alcohol... but no Stargate Ubisoft Sparkle. How am I supposed to start these now? The boat ride is over. Get the one guy switched over to his new ride on their shoulders. Bad Guy feet should never touch the ground. Captain shows the mace he'd gladly use on peoples' faces. Speaking of which - where's his? Break the fourth wall because he is important. Cut to wider frame, to show that in his presence even the sun backs away. A silky transition To indoors, with the riches, where the poorest have been convinced to come out and lay their best gifts on the floor - for their God. Main Bad Guy one-half face reveal, but the Masked Guy's face remains concealed. Main Bad Guy's remains - Preserved. Main Guy's status as "Main Guy" - Revoked. Now all that remains are remains, but they're in a cool box. Really cool box. Awesome. That's a pre-time-lapse time-lapse. *italics* Oh, THAT'S how they made those. *italics* I thought it was giants or somethin'. Reveal a giant Cleopatra. *italics* Okkaay, now I'm confused. Swat scorpion with your chess piece. But if you take your hand off, the move still counts. And when your pieces turn to people, you should be more careful with your pieces. Knight looks at Rook: Checkmate. This time-lapse took: One frame. Bad guys' feet only touch the ground when there's a new *italics* ostensibly */italics* 'Main Bad Guy' face reveal. But the Masked Guy's face remains to remain concealed. Wouldn't even know he was a bad guy, 'cept his feet aren't on the ground. *italics* AHH, shoulda WALKED. *italics* AAH, I WAS walking. I WAS. He was. He was. But that rule doesn't apply to you. Slow-mo arrow flies. Denied. Hooded Man needs a new hood. Always recycle your arrows. Everybody recycle arrows. Dodge the sand and arrow Double-shield-chop. Weapon swap. When your weapon drops, better back it up. Then bring the bow back, deflect the pole attack. Don't he know 'dat he gettin' the pole back? Captain swings the mace he's been waiting for the chance to swing at a face. For more missed connections, maybe try Craigslist? Always recycle your.... arrows. Hooded Man removes his hood, so he can tell if anyone isn't quite dead enough. And the Masked Guy's face is no longer concealed. Slitherin vs. Ravenclaw. Assassin's Creed: Origins is out now. Special Thanks to these amazing Patreons! Trisha, Bobby, Samantha Monroe, Kaitlin Anderson, Palechibi, Inhandable, Weewiggles, Benji James, Jason Terry & Jeremy Golem! SEND ME FAN MAIL 12400 Ventura BLVD Unit 276 Studio City, CA, 91604 © 2017 Tobuscus